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    1. "Any idiot can get lucky once. Takes a special idiot to get lucky twice." New book #ISuckAtGirls out today. An excerpt: es.pn/IVV45i 12:10 PM May 15th via web
    2. "No. Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit." 10:20 AM May 11th via web
    3. "No. I like talking, I just hate people. If I could find other shit to talk to, I'd be all for it." Pre-order new book bit.ly/I3iuqC 12:48 PM May 1st via web
    4. "No, you can be ugly and get laid. You just gotta be willing to screw someone uglier than you." Pre-order new book: bit.ly/I3iuqC 12:06 PM Apr 24th via web
    5. "You screw without rubbers, kids happen. Sorry-you don’t get to have the dog without the dog shit.” Pre-order new book: bit.ly/I3iuqC 11:04 AM Apr 17th via web
    6. "No. You don't even have hair on your balls." Story from my new book about asking my dad to explain sex when I was 9. bit.ly/isuckatgirls 9:44 AM Apr 5th via web
    7. "You're not going bald...No, I meant you're not GOING bald 'cause you're already fucking bald. Don't make me live in your fantasy land." 8:07 AM Mar 23rd via web
    8. "Your favorite team doesn't give a fuck about you." A short story about my dad's thoughts on sports. grantland.com/story/_/id/765… 8:54 AM Mar 7th via web
    9. "Valentine's day is bullshit. Our DNA demands we fuck each other, so if you need a holiday to talk your wife into screwing you, it's over." 9:40 AM Feb 8th via web
    10. "These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us." 10:56 AM Jan 4th via web
    11. A response to my dad's question, "What happens when they cancel a shitty TV show like yours?" grantland.com/blog/hollywood… 10:41 AM Dec 20th, 2011 via web
    12. My dad explains why he thinks internet comments will end the world. funnyordie.com/articles/32226… 11:01 AM Dec 5th, 2011 via web
    13. "I'm in Cincinnati at a waffle house that's across from 2 waffle houses. Everyone's fat. This city is fucking hall of fame of Diabetes." cJustin (@shitmydadsays) on Twittern a s ŷ޼Ʒ Lesbian Girls 1 wJustin (@shitmydadsays) on Twitterx %C5%B7%C3%C0%BC%AB%C6%B7%BA%CF%BC%AF 1